Invisible?

`Can YOU see the picture above?
You can?
well why is it, when I am outside my gate, I become invisible!!
My chair weights about 150kilos and I am no fairy.
So why can no one see me!!

I thought the big flowers and the Tweety Bird hat might help, but they dont.
Yesterday I was sauntering down the street [ 5.4kph],
thankfully watching where I was going.
Suddenly a lady walks out of the shop next to me,
I slam on my brakes to avoid her,
she gives me a filthy look and proceeds to walk slowly along right in front of me.
Six paces more, then she stops and starts walking backwards!!!

Just as well my brakes are good and I am constantly on my guard, she could have had very sore ankles.

This sort of thing happens all the time, everywhere I go.

I have even had people try to climb over the arms of my chair to get infront of me.
Sometimes I wish I had a 240v. cattle prod, it might work,
probably be had up for assault, knowing my luck!!!!

It is still freezing in Melbourne so -------

Until next time --- Happy Days